Budding fashionista North West continues to make waves at New York Fashion Week—this time, in Kevlar.
Bestie/daddy/designer Kanye designed Nori a miniature version of the bulletproof vest featured in his Adidas collection, which North wore while sitting in the audience looking absolutely thrilled to be there. Seriously, so meta.
Proud mom Kim Kardashian, who was not wearing a mommy-sized bulletproof vest of her own, naturally took the scene to Instagram, enhanced with an epic clusterfuck of a hashtag that likely won't trend anytime soon: #BabyYeezyBulletProofVest.
But North West's fashion circuit days might be numbered—at least until she grows up a bit. Rumor has it that the folks behind Fashion Week aren't too pleased with her antics—crying; fussing; being a toddler—and are moving to have children banned from runway shows. [VH1]
Weird, though, because, Fashion Week let in another notoriously whiny child: Chris Brown, clad in fur with his on-again/off-again girlfriend, Karrueche Tran. Brown artfully divided his time at designer Michael Costello's show between looking bored in his aqua hair/fur coat combo and tweeting in about the Khloe Kardashian/Amber Rose feud. [Just Jared]
•Some Spanish dude pulled an anti-Vogue and Photoshopped Katy Perry, Iggy Azalea, and ... Ariel, a.k.a. The Little Mermaid, to look plus-sized. [Daily Mail]
•Lil Wayne's daughter's Sweet 16 was better than yours (unless you, too, got a Ferrari and had Nicki Minaj perform at your party). [Us Weekly]
•Speaking of Ms. Minaj: She and Meek Mill sure look cozy. Or at least they look cozy holding hands in a photo on Meek Mill's Instagram. [MTV]
•Scarlett Johansson bought a crib in the Hollywood Hills. [Forbes]
•Bobby Kristina's boyfriend isn't allowed to visit her at the hospital, so he got her name tattooed on his arm. [People]
•Calvin Klein model Justin Bieber went on Ellen and prank called some Beliebers. [Ryan Seacrest]
•Mexican telenova actress Lorena Rojas has died of cancer at 44. [NPR]
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