Creating an Amanda Bynes overshare meme seems like a pretty good weekend afternoon project for someone who, unlike yours truly, isn’t hard at work on his cookie cake bathroom mosaic (I anticipate a spread in Garden & Gun once the mosaic is finished, of course). There are now plenty of entries, like that time Amanda Bynes tweeted her nipple or informed Twitter that she has an eating disorder. The latest entry is just as overshare-y, as Amanda let it trickle down the grape bynes that she really, truly did have a nose job, and she’s really pissed that In Touch used a picture of her old nose instead of her nose.
Complaining about the In Touch photo would require an extra-long tweet:
Intouch used a photo from years ago on their cover and I hate it! The reason I've asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don't look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn't going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don't want old photos used anymore! I'm so sick of magazines and blogs using old photos! When will they stop? I will never look like that again! Having surgery was the most amazing thing for my confidence!
Doesn’t it seem like this tweet was edited by Elaine Benes when she was in her brief but all-consuming exclamation phase? Sigh. At least Bynes was honest about the purely cosmetic motivations behind her nose job didn’t pull out some bullshit about a deviated septum. Seriously, Amanda Bynes speaks Truth to Power.
Image via Getty, Jason Merritt