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While Kristen Stewart is allegedly embracing a new "fun, lighthearted" attitude for the sake of her relationship with Robert Pattinson, she may revert back to Level 5 mopedom after R-Patz's softcore Dior commercials hit the air, says a source who is almost certainly neither animal nor mineral. (I choose to believe that all sources are bored ghosts.)

K-Stew will be "livid," says the ghost, when she sees Rob shirtless and simulating a foursome with a bunch of models. Later, it continues, "Rob and [a model] are in a swimming pool making out and he's seen giving her a blow back with a cigarette at one stage, too." BREAK UP ALREADY. FUCK. [Life and Style Mag, Hollywood Life]

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Gwyneth "I'm Just Like You Except For My Holistic Acupuncture Sessions With Diamond-Tipped Needles Made of Elvish Silver" Paltrow is a "bad mutha," according to Gwyneth Paltrow. Not, like "mother." Just like, "mutha." You know. The flavorful way!

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Chris Martin, on the other hand, is not a bad mutha because he needs to cook to silence.

"He can't have background music on: it has to be 100 per cent of his attention. But if he isn't at home, I turn on the hip-hop - I'm like a bad mutha rapping along to every word as I cook.

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[The Standard UK]


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I feel like the ratio of how much I write about Elton John is really disproportionate to how much you actually care about Elton John, but anyway, tally-ho! Blur included a song called "Elton John's Cock" on their box-set Blur 21 and it confused Elton John's actual cock, says Blur's bassist Alex James:

"I bumped into Sir Elton and he said, 'What's all this I hear about you and my c**k?' I didn't know him well enough to tell him the proper answer."
The 43-year-old musician claimed the track was given the name because it was ''too sentimental''.
He added to the Daily Star newspaper: "We wrote this song but realised it was too sentimental. One of us muttered, 'That's Elton John's cock.'"

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