Victoria's Secret, a company that produces clothing for women, has released a video ad trailer thingmabob that the men at Esquire magazine are pretty excited about. We're also pretty excited, because it looks like summer 2015 is going to be chock full of bathing suits that rub you in all the wrong places.

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Straps straps straps galore.

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And if straps aren't your thing, we have tassels now too!

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Plus a lot of mesh, especially around the nipples, which we know does great things to the skin when it gets wet.

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VS really loves this suit; I am guessing you will not.

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Perhaps merely because of breast support issues.

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Lower-back strap tassel combo! This suit has EVERYTHING, including bonus tan line issues.