On Tuesday, Abby Lee Miller, the Dance Moms “star”/choreographer/terrorizer of Maddie Ziegler was sentenced to one year and one day in prison for withholding $775,000 worth of income while she was filing for bankruptcy. How do you think she feels about spending some time away? How do you think she’s going to handle it?
Speaking to Good Morning America about her very specific sentence, she said “A year and a day; it sounds like a movie title.”
Yeah, Abby, you’re right, it kind of does, like a Nicholas Sparks-penned sob story that’s not quite A Walk to Remember, but closer to that Zac Efron ghost movie Charlie St. Cloud. Seeing as she’s had an awful lot of time to think about what she did, despite denying that she knew she was doing anything wrong, Miller’s worked out a way to cope with her cinematic sentence, of which she is only expected to serve ten months.
“I’m just going to pretend that I am shooting a movie and we’re on set, and I am there for 10 months, and that’s the way it’s gonna be,” she said on GMA. Okay girl, I guess, that’s one way to handle it?