This morning, Toddlers & Tiaras star Eden Wood and her mother Mickie appeared on GMA to announce that 6-year-old Eden is leaving the pageant world behind to pursue greener (as in, more lucrative) pastures, which evidently means entertaining crowds at shopping malls across the country, recording a song aimed at her nemesis Sharon Osbourne, and going on shows like GMA for some self-promotion in order to get—as her mother Mickie puts it—"a Hollywood contract, a reality show, a spot on a Disney show…the American dream."
