So, that virgin auction just ended, and we have a winner. And by winner, we mean enormous loser, because what grown man buys a virgin off the internet? He’s obviously not looking for a great sexual experience, and if it’s for the novelty of having sex with a woman with an intact hymen, that’s iffy seeing as that thing can break in a million different ways that don’t involve a penis — so what’s the fucking deal? Are we on the set of Taken 3? Hold me, Liam Neeson.
Technically it was two virgins, but the woman, Catalina Migliorini, sold her virginity for $780,000, while the man pulled in a measly $3000. It should also be noted that this dystopian hell was strictly for penis-vagina intercourse (no behymens!) that’ll take place on plane from Australia to the United States, because you know, laws.
Australian filmmaker Justin Sisely (who, it appears to us, has not made any other films, so we’re gonna go with “filmmaker” here) tried to get this thing off the ground in his home country (law enforcement shut him down) and Nevada (the participants backed down, he ran low on funds) so he re-imagined success and headed to Brazil to find a new batch and auction ’em off on the internet. He has spent two years of his life working on this project so, uh, he sounds like a really great, interesting guy.
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