In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Sharon Stone advises Aubrey Plaza on how not to look like a lesbian, Sherri Shepherd went panty-less at her wedding, and the Toddlers & Tiaras mom who dressed her kid up like a prostitute inadequately defends her decision to Joy Behar.
1.) Sharon Stone's advice for young Hollywood actresses.
This week on Conan, Aubrey Plaza talked about meeting Sharon Stone on the red carpet, where the veteran actress gave her some advice, namely, on how to not appear to be a lesbian, which apparently involves chewing on one's own hair.
2.) "Maybe I did not give it as much thought as I should have…"
The mom who dressed her 3-year-old up as Julia Roberts' Pretty Woman hooker character for a pageant routine on Toddlers & Tiaras is at least honest about her ideas. Nevertheless, she still thinks it was a hilarious routine. And I have to say that I agree, but for totally different reasons.
3.) Cognitive dissonance.
If you want even more insight into this woman's thought process, check out the shirt she wore at her daughter's crowning during the episode. I have to say, though, that it's very well documented (if you consider the bible a document) that Jesus did indeed love his prostitutes. He hung out with hos all the frickin' time.
4.) Sherri goes commando.
I think not wearing panties with a long dress is totally acceptable, even at a wedding, but apparently, some kind of technical malfunction caused Elisabeth Hasselbeck to lift up Sherri's wedding dress for some cheek-to-cheek action.
5.) The hipster vote.
One New York politician is using a bastardized version of that Peter Borjn and John whistling song in his campaign ad.
6.) Styling a fetus.
If you were wondering whether or not Rachel Zoe was upset when she discovered that she was having a boy instead of a girl, she was.
7.) Kim Richards as fancy Temple Grandin.
8.) Creepy Dior ad raises the dead.
Computer graphics helped bring Marilyn Monroe back to life, when they really shouldn't have.
9.) It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia spoilers.
Courtesy of Charlie Day.
When someone on Good Morning America asked Khloe Kardashian if she liked chocolate, and she responded that if people thinks she does, it's only because of her husband Lamar Odam, she wasn't referencing his skin color, like the GMA hosts assumed, but rather, Lamar's own sweet tooth.