In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, stripper piñatas scandalize a Texas town, Hoda Kotb sings the IO Digital Cable jingle, and newscasters discuss Sarah Palin’s breasts at length.
1.) Stripper piñatas
People in this town in Texas are freaking out because piñatas in the shape of strippers on poles are on display in a store’s window, subjecting innocent passersby to the horrors of boobs and butts. For all the pearl-clutching that these people are doing, not one of them—including the reporter—mentioned how disturbing it is that these specific piñatas are a bestseller for bachelor parties where men essentially beat the crap out of a woman with a stick in effigy. Why is everyone stupid?
2.) Speaking of stupid…
Gary Coleman’s ex-wife—you know, the one who sold his deathbed pictures to a tabloid—appeared on The Insider this week where she said, “Regardless of our divorce, he was always my husband.” Um, yeah—except for that time that you divorced him, and then all that time after that.
3.) Hoda Kotb loves the IO Digital Cable commercial, too.
And I love that she loves it! And I love that Kathie Lee followed up by singing the Empire jingle.
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