In this week’s compilation of pop culture crap, Mariah Carey explains her drunken acceptance speech, Dixie Carter is an advocate for spastic necks, and Heidi Fleiss thanks God for abortions.
1.) Mimi’s Spirited Away
I really liked how The Insider described Mariah’s Palm Springs Film Festival acceptance speech.
What was better was the footage that had been cut out of the YouTube versions floating around.
Even better was Mimi’s explanation. I love that she’s not concerned at all about this being a scandal, because it’s totally not.
2.) Dixie Carter
First of all, I thought this was a joke, but it’s totally real. Secondly, I think she has the same surgeon as Judge Judy.
3.) Who leaves their cellphone on when they appear before Judge Judy?
4.) Snoop
5.) Celebrity Rehab
The new season premiered last night. Is it bad when you “get” a prostitute/madam?
And to that end, is it bad when you identify with why an alcoholic drinks? (“I needed to drink. Those bitches were crazy. They were driving me nuts.”)
6.) Guys night out?
7.) GTL
8.) William Shatner and Gene Simmons have crushes on each other.
9.) Women are bad drivers, you guys.
Or so says Holly Madison’s assistant.
10.) When did Pink turn into Rihanna?
It kinda reminds me of when “There You Go” came out and everyone (or at least I) thought Pink was a light-skinned black girl.
Lastly, beat up the beat this weekend.
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