Frankly, Lilly’s story about “Squickerwonkers” sounds pretty icky to us. And while everyone from Madonna to Crips founder Tookie Williams seems to have penned a kids’ book at this point, here are a few we’d really like to see. Don’t forget to thank us in the acknowledgments!
Prince Flesh-Beard and the Magic Crystals, by Spencer Pratt
God Hates Heather’s Two Mommies, by Pat Robertson
The Carrie Finger-Paintings, by Candace Bushnell
Master Maladjustor and His Stupid, Contrived Persona, by Marilyn Manson
Shootin’ Grizzlies, by Sarah Palin (ages 2-5)
frances nd the EVIL HATERS tht STOLE her (nd kurts $$), by Courtney Love
Daddy’s Favorite Hooker, by Charlie Sheen
The Monster That Ate Liberals, by Ann Coulter
Alistair McBlueballs and the Incomprehensible Conspiracy, by Thomas Pynchon*
Why Aren’t You Married Yet?, by Lori Gottlieb
*A literary writer, yes, but also a celebrity — he was on The Simpsons!
Lost Star Evangeline Lilly: Children’s Book Author? [Ohnotheydidnt]
