Zac Efron Doesn’t Have Brothers. He Deserved An Oscar Nomination.
The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences got some stuff wrong...again. Here’s who was snubbed—from Melton to Margot.
 
                            
The late Stephen Covey (some guy who wrote a lot of schmaltzy self-help books) once wrote that there are three constants in life: Change, Choice, and Principles. To be frank, I tend to doubt Mormon educators (it’s not personal, I reject all organized religion) but I think Covey was mostly onto something. He was, however, missing a fourth constant—one you can all but set your calendar by. Every January since 1953 the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announce their selections for cinematic achievements. And every year, they somehow get it wrong.
On Tuesday, Zazie Beetz and Jack Quaid announced the nominations across all 23 categories for the 96th Academy Awards from the famed Samuel Goldwyn Theater in Beverly Hills. With 13 nominations, Oppenheimer is—to no one’s surprise—the most-decorated film of 2024. Hot on Christopher Nolan’s UGG slippers are Poor Things with 11 nominations and Killers of the Flower Moon with 10. Meanwhile, Barbie earned eight nominations and Bradley Cooper’s second—exceedingly shameless and sweat-laden—attempt at winning Best Director, Maestro, scored seven. Oh, and something called Nyad nabbed two big ones.
To be fair, I do think some sound decisions were made. Lily Gladstone becoming the first Indigenous woman to be nominated for Best Actress? Imperative! The prolongation of Murphy vs. Cooper? Petty! The possibility of Da’Vine Joy Randolph putting The Idol even further in her past? Please! I even agree with a few of the shutouts, too. I would be Pedro Pascal and Ethan Hawke’s third faster than either of their quick draws but I’m cool with A Strange Way Of Life being omitted from the Best Live Action Short category. I’m also not at all miffed that Saltburn saw no love. This isn’t the Teen Choice Awards, after all.
Yet, as is the case since the awards’ inception, there are too many truly galling goofs not to mention. Let’s take a closer look:
The Iron Claw of It All
That The Iron Claw—which currently has an 88% critic’s score and a 94% audience score on Rotten Tomatoes—received zero nominations feels…well, cursed. As in, a Von Erich kind of curse. There’s no other plausible reason why it isn’t up for any trophies—least of all, Zac Efron, who proved in six words (“I used to be a brother”) that he is, in fact, a very serious actor.
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