You've Never Seen a Better Ad for a German Superstore (or Ever?)

EDEKA is Germany’s largest grocery store corporation. And if I were in Germany right now, I would be shopping there all day every day in the hopes of meeting this gentleman (Friedrich Liechtenstein) who would sell me on all the products by dancing sexily and putting the word “super” in front of everything.

I would also visit any store that sells Panda products.