YouTube Influencer Blippi Outsources Influencing

Parents, apparently. After announcing a tour and selling tickets for up to hundreds of dollars, Blippi creator Stevin John announced in the FAQ section of his tour’s website that he had “evolved” past doing his job and “is excited that a dynamic stage performer has been cast as Blippi to entertain and thrill audiences across all of our tour markets.”

As parents demand refunds because they expect the “real” Blippi to wear frameless glasses and suspenders while uttering inanities for their children’s amusement, Blippi says that, much like Santa, he simply does not have time to be in all these locations at once: “[Since] YouTube is a monster and all of these platforms are really crazy I can’t go on the road for many weeks or months at a time,” John told Billboard.

Lying to kids about which man is in what costume is a time-honored tradition. If any kid even notices that this is a different adult man dressed like a Revenge of the Nerds-themed acid trip, just feed them the same story as when they ask how Santa can visit every home in the world over the course of a single night. It only works if you believe, kid, so don’t ask questions and eat your candy.