Remember last month when Google went totally L7 on us and nixed the Google Glass app Tits and Glass for violating the company’s rules for uploading? As a part of its terms and conditions, Google Glass forbids the uploading of any application that contains “nudity, graphic sex acts, or sexually explicit material” and unfortunately Tits and Glass — which was designed to allow users to record sex from their own perspective — was aaaaaall about nudity, graphic sex acts and sexually explicit material. The app was then forced to go away and think about what it did, while the rest of us were left alone with these useless/priceless pieces of technology that we weren’t even allowed to watch porn on.
Well, Tits and Glass is now back, but it’s totally different. I mean, it still goes by Tits and Glass. It still claims to be the same Tits and Glass it always was, but it’s different. It’s almost like Tits and Glass is your seventh grade best friend who grows boobs over the summer and comes back to school a totally changed person — only in this case, Tits and Glass is losing boobs instead of gaining them. It’s like we’re not cool enough to hang out/jerk off with anymore.