How is Maru so much cuter than anything else on Earth? Riddle me that. Year after year, that cat just gets MORE ADORABLE. He's obviously made a deal with the devil (as cats are wont to do) and I'm fully supportive of it. I'd sell my soul to be exactly one-third as cute as Maru. Maybe even one-fourth. Fuck it, I'll settle for one-eighth, now I just need a buyer. ::spooky Halloween music plays.::