Your Boyfriend Ryan Gosling Went Out Last Night

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Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling went out last night: It was the premiere of his new flick, The Place Beyond The Pines. Your boyfriend Ryan Gosling looked rather uncomfortable on the red carpet — hands shoved in pockets, eyes vaguely bemused, visibly using every drop of his patience to make it through the rigamarole. Your boyfriend wore a velvet suit. Don't you want to stroke your boyfriend?

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Your boyfriend is thinking about a Thai restaurant, a beach in Mexico, your bed, and a few other places he'd rather be.

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Um, your boyfriend's girlfriend was also there last night, looking gorgeous and sexy. Sorry.

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Your other boyfriend Bradley Cooper and his greasy unwashed hair were also in attendance.

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PS: Your boyfriend's movie looks like it could be good.

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Madeleine Davies

I walked by this premiere, saw him and, good lord, was he radiant.