Your Afternoon Zzzz: Nicole Kidman is Grace of Monaco

Oh, good. Nicole Kidman is playing Grace Kelly in Grace of Monaco. How intriguing! A beautiful rich lady playing a different beautiful rich lady in a movie about a beautiful rich lady living out her dream of becoming even more beautiful and rich. The difference, I guess, is where Grace Kelly was a movie star who married the prince of Monaco, Nicole Kidman is a movie star who married a head of blond highlights named Keith Urban.

Seriously, y’all, if you’re going to make biopics about wealthy film industry types, stick to the ones that turned into hermits and drank their own pee, otherwise ZZZZZZZZZZ.