Yes, Meghan Trainor's New Single Is Called 'No'

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Does Meghan Trainor have a new single coming out on Friday? Yes.

Is it called “Yes”? No.

Is it called “No”? Yes.

Do we think it will be good? No.

Does she look great on the cover? Yes.

Has Meghan Trainor’s hair always looked like that? No.

Did Meghan Trainor win a Grammy for Best New Artist? Yes.

Can we name the other nominees? No.

Did Meghan Trainor post a photo of her fans holding handmade signs that say, “NO MEGHAN TRAINOR”? Yes.


Does she seem to understand that it’s the funniest thing in the entire world? No.

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Speaking of singers but not Meghan Trainor, people should watch Brittany Howard (of Alabama Shakes), Demi Lovato, Andra Day, and Yolanda Adams perform a tribute to Ray Charles at the White House. They sing “Heaven Help Us All” and it is awesome.