It’s a fucking epidemic. All day, every day, all of the celebrities on earth are engaged in one single-minded purpose, and neither inclement weather nor lurking paparazzi nor sudden sinkholes nor plagues of toads nor yoga being cancelled shall keep them from their dark obsession. The obsession known as…STEPPING OUT.
Seriously, ‘bloidz, WHAT IS STEPPING OUT AND WHY WON’T IT LEAVE ME ALONE? It comes up so often in gossip headlines it’s like a tic at this point. “Duchess Kate steps out for the first time since baby’s birth.” “Newly single Eva Longoria proves stripes can be flattering as she steps out in black and white maxi dress.” “Bradley Cooper Steps Out with Leonardo DiCaprio’s Mom!” “Kristen Stewart Exposes Bra, Steps Out With Rumored New Dog.” And so on and so on for-literally-ever.