Wow, Who Wouldn't Invest in These $875 Scented Pinky Rings? 

Brightening up an unending onslaught of dull status-symbol jewelry, this limited edition David Yurman collection of “Bubblegum Pinky Rings” is available for pre-sale today online, and in stores September 1.

Not unlike a ring you might pick up at, say, an arcade, these $875 pinky jewels are coated in a scented resin—bubblegum for pink, peppermint for white, cotton candy for blue, and one can only guess for the remaining two (a subtle pinot noir for purple? A whiff of the morgue for black?).

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Image via David Yurman.