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Would You Have Sex With Robin Thicke?

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Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.

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Hey there! Would you have sex with Robin Thicke, son of Alan Thicke?

Would you block an aisle on a plane in order to tongue-wrestle with your sex partner, the 38-year-old Robin Thicke? At least one 20-year-old named April Love Geary would, so I don’t really see what the big deal is!

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Would you make love to Robin Thicke on the beach? Would you make love to Robin Thicke in a car? Would you make love to Robin Thicke in his empty apartment on a pile of crushed up Vicodin and pictures of Paula Patton from their wedding day?

Every vote counts!

On last week’s edition of Would U?, we asked: Would you have sex with Richard Branson? 36.5% of you answered “No, literally never,” 16% said “Yes, but only if he sends me to space afterwards,” 13% said “Yes, if he seduced me with a head-massage first,” 13% said “Yes, and again and again, for all eternity!”, 11% said “Yes, so I could tell my friends I had sex with Richard Branson, and 10% said “Maybe, if we were closer in age.” In total, 53% of Jezebel readers would have sex with Richard Branson.

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Contact the author at ellie@jezebel.com.

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markshrayber
Mark Shrayber

If I check “I know I DON’T want it, HAHAHA U FEEL ME?” isn’t it the same as checking yes? Or did I listen to that song incorrectly?