Welcome to Would U?, an academic forum in which I share my gross crush of the week and ask if you, too, would bang that person.
Mark Cuban is a 56-year-old Mavericks owner and Shark Tank investor who enjoys sports, Cantonese food, and telling it like it is. Would you have sex with him?
I mean, let’s see here: He has an incredibly robust head of hair, he’s apparently amazing in Sharknado 3, and he would probably share some hurtful suggestions that would ultimately push my sexual technique to the next level. Bonus: despite being a multi-billionaire, Cubes doesn’t take himself too seriously! Pretty sure I would!
As always, however, the staff of Jezebel found themselves at painful odds.
Bobby Finger: Omg would
Erin Ryan: I bet he makes the worst faces
Erin Ryan: I would smash because I’d be curious about how weird he’d make it
Erin Ryan: But I bet he’d try really hard
Kate Dries: I wish men still wore short-shorts
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