Yesterday, one of my brilliant coworkers shared a theory with me. “I’m basing this on almost nothing,” she said, “but I think Liam Neeson is dating Kristen Stewart.” After taking six laps around the office, I calmed down and took a took a look at the evidence.
In a recent interview with The Irish Independent, Neeson revealed that he is currently dating someone, adding:
“...I’d embarrass her if I said her name, she’s incredibly famous. I’ll have to do my best for her. It’s amazing how far a simple bunch of freshly picked flowers will go in a lady’s life, I find.”
When searching a popular photo service for “Tao NYC” (a nightclub/restaurant famous people and rich people who think they’re famous love to be seen at) only two famous people are in their archives as having been there on January 5th. Those two famous people are—you guessed it—Liam Neeson and Kristen Stewart.
Is this unexpected? Sure! But does it make sense—given the evidence? Sure! Stewart is both incredibly famous and eligible, as she reportedly broke up with her former girlfriend, Alicia Cargile, in the fall.
UPDATE: Based on Liam’s outfits, he was there two nights in a row. On 1/4 for a NYFCC event that KStew also attended, and on 1/5 for...something else. TMZ’s Dax Holt informs me that the confusion was based on Stewart leaving at 2:30AM on 1/5.
...but I still ship ‘em.
Here’s what People’s news section looked like for a few moments this morning:
Kylie Jenner is very close to locking down a seven-figure deal with Puma. In the meantime, she’s shilling this:
- Angelina Jolie’s new back tattoos are “Buddhist blessings for peace, love and a prosperous life.” [THL]
- Kris Jenner on Kanye West: “Not only is he so beyond talented, but he’s also a genius.” [Celebitchy]
- Khloe Kardashian and James Harden are over. [Us Weekly]
- Oh, so Gwyneth Paltrow’s stalker sounds terrifying. [TMZ]
- Elton John has an iPad, but not a cell phone. [Page Six]
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