The UK-based dating site Shag at Uni isn't just your regular dating site; according to their homepage, it's sexier version of the site Date at Uni, one that aims to "offer a space for students to get laid any night of the week and not have any of the strings attached with dating." In order to celebrate this devil-may-care attitude to sexing, Shag at Uni started a contest to figure out what student in the United Kingdom was the horniest and – DING DING DING – that award goes to a proud Elina Desaine, 20, of Exeter University.
According to Shag at Uni, it was Elina's essay about her sexual prowess that won her the title:
I should be the UK's horniest student because I have sex with at least 2 / 3 different people a week. Sometimes i go clubbing, have sex with someone, and then go back to the club to pick up my second victim. Feeling horny right now, so might just text someone on my 'shag list' and do it in the computer room (I've done this before, was great!) With your help of Alcohol, I will be able to become an even Hornier Student!
Some highlights of Elina's sexual life, in case you're interested:
- Besides the computer room, she has had sex in the student union and stripped "to the Baywatch theme tune whenever it is played in her local night club. [Ed. Note: Is it weird that I'd love to see a video of this?]
- She is in the Expedition Society, which is apparently some sort of club for people who enjoy the outdoors. Elina and her fellow explorers like to get naked after hikes.
- She has had sex with 16 different men at University. Her goal is to sleep with a professor.
- She has five or six regular fuck buddies.
- She enjoys the fact that she was "sharked on" as a freshman. What is sharking? When "older students prey on first year students and coax them into bed." She likes to do it now that she's older.
- She calls herself "Slutvian" because she is from Latvia originally.
- She was forgetting people she slept with so she started a "shag list" (at right).
"My one rule is if the guy hasn't got a condom, he isn't shagging me. It's great because you can have fun without getting any diseases," Elina says. She was recently "forced" by her roommates to get a chlamydia test, which came back negative.
Elina had some fierce competition for the title, if the other blurbs submitted to Shag at Uni's Facebook page are to be believed.
Mikey, 19, Cardiff University:
"got laid by this group of birds from cardiff met the ova week nd everytime i went for a leek it burned like hell. found owt one of da filthy wenches only gone nd gave me chlamydia. anyway im laughin now as shes spread it to her mates by giving it to me. enjoy ladies."
Paddy, 19 at Brunel University:
"met this bird last night ot and sed she was up for it there and then. took her down the side of tescos and just b4 we were bowt to do the deed saw she had skid marks in her knickers. did her anyway! #toohorny"
Billie, 20, University of Bedfordshire:
"I've slept with 7 lads since being at uni, one was a black guy with a glow in the dark condom, another got filmed mid bang by my house mates and one of the other times was with one of my house mates who has a girlfriend and it was while my house mates were asleep in the same room as us... And it turns out, they weren't asleep!"
For her accomplishments, Shag at Uni is giving Elina a year's supply of condoms, £500, a new cell phone, an unidentified amount of alcohol and, of course, a year's membership to Shag at Uni. If it wasn't clear already, according to her Twitter feed, Elina works hard to live her life exactly the way she wants:
And the UK's Horniest Student Is... [Shag at Uni]
Image via Flordalane Vergara/Shag at Uni