Mirela Gradinaru, 37, would not tell doctors how the hairspray got into her rectum, which, apparently had a lot of hold (no word on shine, though). Surgery was required to remove the object. [The Sun]
One reason I am finding this so funny is that on another board I am on we are having basically this same exact discussion which started 3 days ago with the mention of Kinsey poking toothbrush handles into his urethra.
I cannot believe I would find this particular story at this particular moment. Wow. Jung was right!