William & Kate Speak French, Charm The Pants Off Canadians

Breaking: Prince William and Kate Middleton speak French! They’ve totally charmed the pants off the Canadians. According to reports, William addressed his hosts in Ottawa in both English and French, then cracked a joke about his language skills. “It will improve as we go on,” the Duke quipped. [AP, People]
This report notes that “Mayor Marc Bureau of Gatineau, Quebec praises the Duchess’s French. He said he greeted the couple in French and Kate replied in his language that it was a pleasure.” [Telegraph]
Warning: Canada is experiencing “Kate-mania.” [The Globe And Mail]
Here’s more video of William and Kate meeting young Candadians. [YouTube]

During an episode of Behind The Music, Missy Elliott revealed that she was molested by a cousin when she was a child. “It became sexual, which, for me at eight years old, I had no clue what that was, but I knew something was wrong. Being molested… it don’t disappear. You remember it as if it was yesterday.” [Digital Spy]

Be advised: Vinny has stormed out of the Jersey Shore house. Repeat. Vinny has left the house. [NY Post]
You may find this shocking: Some things on Jersey Shore are fake. [Daily Mail]

Five words: Kristen Stewart as Casey Anthony. [Showbiz Spy]

Angelina Jolie and some nannies took the six Jolie-Pitt kids bowling on Wednesday. Can you say you have been bowling in Malta? I bet you cannot. [Us Magazine]

• Your prayers have been answered: There will be a second season of The Voice, and all four coaches have signed on. [Us Magazine]
• Jennifer Aniston left her boyfriend Justin Theroux in he car as she attended the Horrible Bosses premiere in L.A. The tabloids have insisted that Jen wears color when she’s in love, so what does it mean that she wore a short sparkly black tank dress? [Daily Mail]
• Kim Kardashian‘s wedding party will be shuttled around in white Rolls Royce Phantoms and white Maybachs. [TMZ]
• Katie Holmes is too thin, apparently. [The Sun]
• Something at which you may gawk: Not-Victoria-Beckham on a birthing ball. [Daily Mail]
• Something upon which you may gaze longingly: Courteney Cox‘s gorgeous, comfy, awesome Malibu mansion. [Daily Mail]
• Prince Harry has been seeing his “new girlfriend,” Florence Brundell-Bruce, for like four days or something, but she allegedly told a friend “I think I might be in love.” We can’t be sure how Harry feels, but here’s some vital information for you: “Florence wowed him with her party trick of drinking a shot while doing the splits.” [Showbiz Spy]
• Oprah wants to host the Oscars. [Janet Charlton’s Hollywood]
• Daniel Craig was spotted kissing Rachel Weisz in the produce section of a supermarket in the Catskills. [Page Six]
• Tobey Maguire, who’s been named in an illegal gambling lawsuit, says he had no idea the poker ring he’d joined was illegal. Doesn’t everyone win around $187,000 from playing cards in the back rooms of clubs? [Digital Spy]
• Weird new couple alert: Paris Hilton and Todd Phillips, the director of The Hangover. [People]
• Drew Barrymore will produce and direct a young adult thriller called Heist Society. Based on a novel, the story follows a young woman who comes from a family of cat burglars and master theives. “The girl leaves her illicit life behind, but when her father is the prime suspect in the case of a mobster’s missing art collection, she assembles a crew to track down the art and steal it back.” [Hollywood Reporter]
• Are you are petite with brown hair? You might be dating Justin Timberlake. [Page Six]
• Who do you want to see as the boss on The Office? Jim, Dwight or Andy? [NYDN]
• Shia LaBeouf‘s life is like a movie even when he’s not on set. [Page Six]
• “Hugh Jackman‘s Brother Called Him A ‘Poof.'” [Showbiz Spy]
• Here is a cute picture of Ryan Adams and Mandy Moore. Oh! And a song they collaborated on. [ONTD]
• Of course Heidi Klum would trip and spill a glass of water over a man ready to take his shirt off and flex his muscles. [Page Six]
• Carmen Electra will join the panel of judges on So You Think You Can Dance. [Digital Spy]
• Brooke Mueller‘s out of rehab. [Radar]
• Nadya Suleman earned $28,000 in June. [TMZ]
• Evan Rachel Wood and Jamie Bell: It’s on! [Contact Music]
• Model slash actress Brooklyn Decker will play a woman who has “an annoyingly easy pregnancy with twins” in the movie What To Expect When You’re Expecting. [Page Six]
• Anna Kendrick has also joined the cast of What To Expect When You’re Expecting. [ONTD]
• It’s unclear what is going on with CSI star Gary Dourdan, but it is not good. Remember when he was the dreadlocked hottie in that Janet Jackson video? Yeah. Sigh. [TMZ]
• “Jesse James Forgives Himself For Cheating On Ex-Wife Sandra Bullock.” [Showbiz Spy]
• 26-year-old Delta Goodrem is dating 18-yeaar-old Nick Jonas, and when they go out for dinner, she can have a cocktail, but he has to drink iced tea. [News.com]
• Thor 2 hits theaters in 2013. Kenneth Branagh will not return. [Deadline New York]
• Did you like that show Camelot on the Starz network? The one with the insanely handsome Jamie Campbell Bower and irrationally gorgeous Eva Green? Well it’s canceled. [Deadline Hollywood]
• Dammit, Selena Gomez! You are just adorable. [The Sun]
• Here’s how Jill Scott lost 63 lbs. [Us Magazine]
• “It’s great to put on clothes and not wear a girdle. And my thighs look super good!” — Raven-Symone lost 70 lbs. [NYDN]
• “LA scares the crap out of me. I feel if I have to work out four hours a day, and count the calories of everything I put in my mouth, and have Botox at 22, and obsess about how I look the whole time, I will go mad. I will absolutely lose it.” — Emma Watson. [Digital Spy]