OMFG: Prince William and Catherine Middleton — sorry, the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge — will be visiting Los Angeles this summer! They will most likely stay with David and Victoria Beckham. Will they take iPhone pix of themselves in front of the Hollywood sign? Will they place their palms inside of Marilyn’s handprints in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre? We’ll see. Oh! And! This column suggests that they may have canceled their honeymoon because of the Osama bin Laden business. Kate shopped for all those sundresses and tropical clothes — and there was a rumor they’d honeymoon in Jordan — but after the wedding, plans changed. Insider information about goings-on in Pakistan? Andrew Morton writes: “Did the Americans delay the operation for hours so that the royal wedding could go off without incident?” Mind. Blown. [The Morton Report]
Brad from The Bachelor and Emily Maynard, the blonde lady he gave a giant ring to, might be back together. They were seen in Austin, Texas, having a romantic dinner, and then drinking at a bar near Brad’s apartment. Wonder if ABC picked up the tab? [NYDN]
“Please Don’t Pee In Oprah‘s Tea House.” [E!]
- Now that she’s lost weight, Jennifer Hudson is a diva, yet still “very sweet” or something. [Gatecrasher]
- Now that she’s lost weight, Raven-Symoné looks like Nicole Richie. Except she doesn’t, really. This story is dumb. [NYDN]
- Charlie Sheen visited a neighborhood in Alabama devastated by tornadoes. “I want some money, hope, faith and healing to the area,” Chuckles said, and it was almost a complete and coherent sentence. [NYDN]
- There are probably a few people for whom the idea of Jon Hamm caressing Zach Galifianakis‘s tummy is hilariously hot. Folks, today is your day. [Page Six]
- More guy-on-guy action: Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly made the Lakers Kiss Cam! [Just Jared]
- Melissa Leo is working on a memoir, and it’s being described as “gutsy.” [AP]
- Gisele. Fergie. Dance off. [Page Six]
- If you never quite got over your Titanic obsession, know this: Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet were in the same place at the same time the other day. [Page Six]
- Today In Tell-All Books: Bill Hudson. Father of Kate Hudson, ex-husband of Goldie Hawn. His proposal reads: “What if your ex-wife used her public platform to spread rumors about your relationship with your children?” The title of the tome: So You Are a Star: Coming to Terms With Fame, Infatuation and Family. [Page Six]
- Blind item! “Which supposedly straight star kept talking up ‘hot women’ at the Vanity Fair/Bloomberg party in DC Saturday night, while his rumored boyfriend remained close by his side?” [Page Six]
- “I was on e-mail with my daughter and my 92-year-old mother lives with us — so the three generations of women in my family were watching the royal wedding. I deal with so many … painful decisions about what’s going on around the world every day. To relish the happiness of these two young people who carry a lot of the hopes — of not only their fellow countrymen and women but people around the world who tuned in — it was very joyous.” — Hillary Clinton watched William and Kate get married on TV, just like you did. Secretaries Of State! Just like us! [CNN]