Will the Thieves Who Stole 226 Pints Of Ice Cream Please Get In Touch?

On Friday afternoon, five men entered a Duane Reade in the TriBeCa neighborhood of Manhattan, made a beeline to the frozen aisle (probably), and shoved 226 pints of Häagen-Dazs and 24 tubs of Delish ice cream into their knapsacks. What a dream!

The gang of lawbreakers, who ended up with $1,310 of free scream, have not been caught. Meanwhile, the Duane Reade has been unable to confirm which flavors were stolen.


Are you one of the men who participated in this crime spree? Email me at my address listed below for a potential business/love arrangement. Thank you for your consideration.

Contact the author at joanna@jezebel.com.

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