Will.i.am Has Stopped Eating Decaying Flesh

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Will.i.am has stopped eating dead flesh. What exact kind of flesh, TBD.

The singer recently went on Ariana Huffington’s podcast and said that a year earlier he decided to make some significant changes to his diet after binging on processed foods, getting little sleep, and realizing his cholesterol was climbing. So Will.i.am switched to a plant-based diet and he sounds like a Goop article:

It changed my life, and I would encourage everybody to have a plant-based regimen. You don’t need the meat, you don’t need to have decaying flesh in your body. The more I think about it I was like, ‘Ew.’ I was just, I had death in me. Decayed flesh and crazy chemicals I can’t pronounce. You wouldn’t put that s— in your car.

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Whose flesh was Will.i.am consuming? Was it chicken? Cow? Pig? Human? Perhaps we’ll never know, since he’s off it now.

More delicious decaying flesh for moi!

Pop Culture Reporter, Jezebel

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The only thing more obnoxious than vocal vegans are the people who complain about vegans saying their vegan (i.e. most of the comments and the oddly snarky-for-no-discernible-reason article above). If this was a stab at comedy then Jezebel writers are bad at comedic writing.