Kim taking it to the group text, no doubt.
Kim taking it to the group text, no doubt.
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People are tweeting, this week and always. Poorly considered takes, myopic loyalties, slow drips of neurosis, and things we should conceal from others but instead, indulging our confessional urges or a drive toward self-sabotage, share publicly. When I see the tweets I wonder: Do they not have group text?

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Whenever I consider tweeting, I ask myself two questions:

1. Is this about grapes?

2. Is this for group text?

Then:

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What do you tweet about?

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DISCUSSION

No. Fuck group texts.

Bring me back to five people talking over each other on different landline phones. I will take that over 15 text notifications, half of which are ‘k’.