I’ve never watched This Is Us, and based on the way its cast and creative team (Mandy Moore, Milo Ventimiglia, and creator Dan Fogelman specifically) spend week after week telling its legion of masochistic fans that being a viewer may, in fact, lead to their untimely deaths, I don’t see why anyone has.
Why watch a television show that’s actively trying to harm you?
You think climate change is what’s making winter so unbearable?
The last time something “sat with me for days” was when I had a slice of my last slice of Artichoke pizza.
My phone buzzes every time Mandy Moore issues a warning about This Is Us.
Has someone close to you ever died? If so, it won’t compare to this shit!
Fun Fact: The original title of This Is Us was Funerals and More!