“I liked his mind sober, and had fun playing this way. When I told him this in all seriousness, in a dive bar after a sound check, he responded with a melancholy stare and then canary-eating grin and said it would be impossible not to fall in love with me. I looked at him to see if he was serious. It seemed he was.”
His hands are small, I know, but they’re not yours, they are Sean Penn’s, but they’re not yours, they are Sean Penn’s and Jewel used to hold them.
[US Weekly]
Harry Styles’ older sister Gemma took a date to a One Direction concert and Harry interrupted the show to see how it was going, saying, ““I’m sorry if I seem distracted. My sister’s here on a date, and I’m trying to keep an eye on it.”
Mind your own fucking bees wax, Harry! Sorry for yelling! I still love you! [People]
Amy Schumer got a book deal with an $8-10 million advance. That’s right: EIGHT TO TEN MILLION DOLLARS. “According to publishing insiders, agent David Kuhn at Kuhn Projects is shopping an essay collection by the comedian that some believe will draw a high-seven-figure advance,” Publisher’s Weekly
reported in mid September. The book’s rumored working title is
The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo, though her reps have yet to give any details. [
EW]
- Michael B. Jordan called women “females,” so you can put that internet crush on hold for a little while. [Page Six]
- But you can still swoon over Dev Patel and Freida Pinto if you want. [US Weekly]
- Not sure if you’ve figured this out yet, but Ryan Reynolds is a real GOOFY dad. [R29]
- Did Jamie Lee Curtis invent Instagram? My guess is no. [People]
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