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Who Chose... Poorly At The People's Choice Awards? (The Bad!)

No, nobody aged really rapidly into a skeleton with Christopher Lloyd hair, but we the people came away almost as shocked from viewing the sartorial monstrosities on parade:

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Did Katie Cassidy agree to wear the losing garment from a Project Runway challenge in which the contestants were limited to the contents of a casket factory? Because otherwise I'm confused.


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Looking for something anodyne to say about Hayley Williams' frock, and think I'll go with "beribboned."


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This also applies to Dania Ramirez, although "Barbie-esque" also works.


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Do the head mice at Disney know about Demi Lovato's Showgirls-lite costume?


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It kind of looks like a giant Violet Beauregarde blew an enormous bubble and let it pop over poor Niecy Nash.


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I mean, this was probably going for the same awesome effect as Rihanna's controversial openwork AMA frock, and I get that it's kinda cool in the way that paper-vine lampshade you can get from the MoMA store is. But overall, Carrie Underwood's looks a tad awkward.


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Look, it's probably impossible for Diane Kruger to look actually bad, but doesn't this remind you of...a Speedo?


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Let's hope Kelly Rutherford is doing some kind of elaborate method acting in which she's playing an insane aristocrat fallen on hard times who attends a grotesque, tragic ball at the asylum and swans around like a Tennessee Williams character.


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Francia Raisa, the human sachet.


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I wanna say something incisive about Carolyn Hennesy's baffling choice, but... breasts. That's all I can say.

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DISCUSSION

I think Carrie's dress would have worked perfectly if the overskirt matched the underskirt in silhouette. As it is, poofy-over-fitted doesn't visually scan.

The shoes she chose were perfect for the outfit.

Overall though, the outfit would have looked fabulous in the photo... IF she'd stand up straight in a confident pose, instead of hunching over like an apologetic schoolgirl with her legs crossed like she needed a bathroom pass.