White House Budget Deal Funds Just Enough Of Trump's Stupid Wall For Him To Brag About It

Photo: AP
Photo: AP

The budget that prevented a government shutdown allows for a $1.5 billion border security spending increase — money that Donald Trump thinks will be used to build his nightmarish wall, but will really be used to fix a tiny portion of it, according to a report from CNN.


White House budget director Mick Mulvaney said Tuesday that several hundred million dollars of the $1.5 billion included in the budget will be used to begin construction on the wall—a statement that is in stark contrast to Democrats who claimed that the budget did not include funds for the wall. The budget as it stands was approved late Sunday night and was seen as a victory by the Democrats, mostly because it specifically did not include new money for the construction of a border wall and more importantly, took a government shutdown off the table. And, according to a report from CNN on Monday, they’re correct: the $1.5 billion for border security included in the budget allows for “technology and fixing existing infrastructure” but does not allow for any money to be spent on building the wall.

Clearly enraged by the Democrats celebrating what they see as a victory, Trump likely urged Mulvaney to spin the situation in his favor. The funding isn’t necessarily going to cover a “new wall,” but it will allow the administration to gussy up whatever’s on the border right now.

Mulvaney also acknowledged the funding won’t allow the White House to build “new wall” — certainly not the massive concrete barriers Trump has so often promised his supporters — but unveiled the administration’s plans to fix and replace existing fencing with a “see-through steel wall.”

In recent days, Mulvaney had conceded the budget deal would not allow the White House to build a “bricks and mortar” wall on the border this year.

“There are several hundreds of millions of dollars for us to replace cyclone fencing with 20-foot high steel wall,” Mulvaney told reporters Tuesday.

Under an existing 2006 law, the administration will only be able to repair a 700 mile portion of the 2,000 mile border where fencing currently exists. There will be no construction of anything new. There will be no hulking edifice Trump promised on the campaign trail.

Forced to spin this into something that would appease the squalling baby in the Oval Office, Mulvaney told reporters Tuesday “You can call it new wall, you can call it replacement, you can call it maintenance, call it whatever you want to. The President’s priority was to secure the southern border and that’s what this does.”

Still, Trump sees this as a victory for himself, because he’s incapable of comprehending even the simplest of concepts and is nothing more than a sore loser.

“We have more money now for the border than we’ve gotten in 10 years,” he said. “The Democrats didn’t tell you that. They forgot. In their notes, they forgot to tell you that. With enough money to make a down payment on the border wall — I think they will go back and check their papers.”


Please ignore how incomprehensible that is and understand this: the money is not being used to build a new wall. It is being used to sort of build a wall by repairing a small fraction of the existing wall, but more importantly, the money will be used mostly to bolster the enormous ego of the President of the United States.

Senior Writer, Jezebel



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