What Would You Say If I Told You Tobey Maguire Is Dating Demi Moore?

If you Google “Demi Moore Tobey Maguire Dating 2002" you’ll be reminded of the easily forgettable moment some 14 years ago when the two were said to be “in love.” In a gossip report from late that year, The Chicago Tribune wrote:

RUMOR HAS IT ... Tobey Maguire and Demi Moore are in love (she’s 13 years his senior), Mariah Carey and Vin Diesel are dating, and Harrison Ford is engaged to Calista Flockhart, at least according to the World Entertainment News Network, which tracks celebrity pairings.

Now that you’re finished laughing at the reminder of Vin and Mariah’s brief romance and saying, “Huh!” at the realization that Ford and Flockhart have been together for so long, let me reveal the “shocking” news that Maguire and Moore have REKINDLED their romance now that both of them are single again.

A source tells Radar Online:

“Demi reached out to Tobey a couple weeks ago, and it didn’t take long for things to heat up. At first it was all pretty tame, but then Demi started reminiscing about all the good times they used to have and it just went on from there.”

Ah, yes. The glory days of 2002. Tobey Maguire was the only Spider-Man, Demi Moore was about to be the villain in Charlie’s Angels: Full Throttle, and I was covered in acne and singing along to “Hands Clean” during the VH1 video countdown.

[Radar]

Suits star Meghan Markle didn’t attend the wedding of fellow Suits star (I think he’s one of the suits) Patrick J. Adams because she didn’t want her relationship with Prince Harry to “[overshadow] the newlyweds.”

Writes Us Weekly:

The 35-year-old, who plays Adams’ fiancée on the USA Network hit, was spotted heading to a yoga class in Toronto on Saturday as the couple tied the knot in a rustic outdoor ceremony in California.

Next time I don’t want to go to an event, I’m going to write back, “Unfortunately I can’t make it because I don’t want rumors surrounding my relationship to overshadow your own celebration, plus I have plans to do yoga in Toronto. Have fun and thanks so much for the invite!”

[Us Weekly]

Here are a two friends.

• Amy Schumer and her boyfriend had food poisoning together on their first anniversary [of dating]. [People]
  
• I feel like all Ryan Reynolds does is “gush” about Blake Lively. [E! Online]
  
• Gwyneth and Brad might be engaged, not that you care. [Celebitchy]
  
• Look at these photos of Janice Dickenson’s wedding. [ET]
  
• I Don’t Know How Selena Gomez Does It. [ONTD]
  
• They split! [TMZ]