What The Hell Is Ann Curry Wearing?

Yes, folks, those are open shoulders, so that each arm can sport its own vulva. Is she a dominatrix? Did she rifle through Carine Roitfeld’s closet? Is she starring as the evil queen in one of the new Snow White remakes? And is this a $9,000 Yohji Yamamoto invention? So many questions.

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Which is not to say we don’t like it. We do! It goes great with the dark, ominous weather in New York today. In fact, maybe the show should be more dramatic, with frightening and terrible reports coming from frightening people. Oh wait, that’s Fox News.