We're All Eating the World's Greatest Sandwich for Dinner Tonight

YOU GUYS. This is a strawberry jam, Honey, Marshmallow fluff, crunchy peanut butter, Nutella, creamy peanut butter sandwich. And it’s in rows and columns so EVERY BITE IS AN ORIGINAL TASTE SENSATION.

I don’t even know. Dodai recommends replacing one of the peanut butters with Cookie Butter and I can get behind that. I’ve got basically all the ingredients for this — Suzanne’s Rice Mellow Creme, take me away! — so I bid you all a fine goodnight, and I’ll see you in the morning. (By that time, I’ll be 50% sugar, 25% peanut butter, and 25% cookie butter.) (Also: 100% fat and awesome.)