Wendy Williams: The Countess On Her New Boyfriend, Dance Song

LuAnn tried to tell Wendy that Real Housewives “plays up the Countess thing,” and that even though she’s divorced, she’s keeping the title. She also said that her ex-husband didn’t leave her for another woman, but that things just weren’t working out. But her statements might be reflective of the fact that since their split he’s “kept [her] in the lifestyle to which [she’s] accustomed.”

LuAnn also has a new boyfriend. According to her, the sex is “fabulous.” He looks a little Schwimmer-y, right? Then Wendy played a portion of LuAnn’s new single, “Money Can’t Buy You Class,” which, in my opinion, so so much better than “Tardy for the Party,” due to it’s “Vogue”-era gayness.