Welcome to Marriage, Hailey! 

I honestly can’t even read this entire account of Hailey Baldwin having to support Justin Bieber as he navigates his feelings about Selena Gomez’s emotional breakdown without feeling personally exhausted. Are you looking forward to spending the rest of your life with this, Hailey? Great!

According to Hollywood Life,

“She’s totally stepped up to support Justin through all his emotions on this,” the insider tells HollywoodLife.com. With reports claiming that Justin and Hailey’s marriage would have been one of the contributing factors triggering Selena’s “breakdown,” it’s no wonder that Justin might have a lot weighing on his mind. “[Hailey’s] his rock right now,” the insider adds. “With all the history that Justin and Selena have, this isn’t easy for anyone. But, Hailey is putting aside all her feelings and just being there for Justin and letting him process everything.”

Kudos to Hailey. I’m going to lie down.

[Hollywood Life]

Careful observers of the waning days of Pete Davidson and Ariana Grande’s doomed relationship should probably have seen this coming. Did you notice that their social media posts seemed a little...canned? Well, did you? Did you even notice that Davidson covered his Grande-related neck tattoo? DID YOU?

Sources told Page Six that the two actually broke up last week.

“There was word they’d broken up,” said an insider. But at the time, “they were Instagramming [Stories] together in bed, and she was backstage at ‘SNL.’”

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The source said that it was unclear exactly when the two ended things. In hindsight, there seemed to be warning signs. He recently covered up a Grande-inspired neck tattoo — but a source told Page Six last week the “SNL” star had it transformed to match a tattoo the pop singer had inked on her body.

It was there all along, and we didn’t even notice. But if this source from People is to be believed, this is not the end.

“Their engagement is off, but they still plan on spending time together,” a source close to Grande tells PEOPLE. “It’s not like they split and never plan on seeing each other again. They just decided to slow things down.”

[Page Six/People]

If Khloé Kardashian knows anything, it’s that the best way to channel your rage at your allegedly unfaithful significant other is through the power of exercise.

Does this title refer to her show (Revenge Body with Khloé Kardashian), or her personal ethos toward Tristan Thompson? You decide.

[People]

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