Developed by a psychologist to satisfy a "personal cheek-lifting need," the Biniki will eradicate the plague of Saggy Butt. Certainly strapping yourself into an elaborate ass-harness is preferable to having a less-than-perky rear end. [Biniki via Newser]
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Perky rear, my ass.
Quad butt, more likely.