Let’s not beat around the bush here. Carly Rae Jepson recorded the theme song to Fuller House (which premieres Friday on Netflix), it’s an extended cover of the original, “Everywhere You Look,” and it’s the best fucking song of the year.
Here’s how Jezebel staff reacted to Kate Dries dropping this song into the chatroom.
Bobby Finger: I LOVE IT
Kate Dries: Wow! What a jam! It’s horrible! Everyone needs to hear this!
Ellie Shechet: Hmmm
Joanna Rothkopf: HMMM... I love this
Bobby Finger: JAONNA SAME! SLAY QUEEN CARLY RAEEEEEE!! YAS MAMA!! I LOVE IT!!
Joanna Rothkopf: We all earnestly love it right?
Jia Tolentino: Damn. HALLO
Joanna Rothkopf: I’m snapping my fingers. Snapping my bobbies
Jia Tolentino: Damn I am waiting for the bridge. Does she get lost out there when she’s all alone?
Bobby Finger: I’m texting with my friends and one of them just said “THE LIFE OF JEPSEN”
Jia Tolentino: She has that Run Away With Me CLUB TRIPLET SHUFFLE OMGFGSEOGRIAERGAERFBD
Bobby Finger: FUCK!
Joanna Rothkopf: Ya Jia the triplet she’s the new Bieber
Ellie Shechet: Hmm. OK I hated it but I liked the chorus.
Kate Dries: I’m on my third listen. I’m ok with setting up our site so it autoplays this song all day.
Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.