Let’s not beat around the bush here. Carly Rae Jepson recorded the theme song to Fuller House (which premieres Friday on Netflix), it’s an extended cover of the original, ā€œEverywhere You Look,ā€ and it’s the best fucking song of the year.

Here’s how Jezebel staff reacted to Kate Dries dropping this song into the chatroom.

Bobby Finger: I LOVE IT

Kate Dries: Wow! What a jam! It’s horrible! Everyone needs to hear this!

Ellie Shechet: Hmmm

Joanna Rothkopf: HMMM... I love this

Bobby Finger: JAONNA SAME! SLAY QUEEN CARLY RAEEEEEE!! YAS MAMA!! I LOVE IT!!

Joanna Rothkopf: We all earnestly love it right?

Jia Tolentino: Damn. HALLO

Joanna Rothkopf: I’m snapping my fingers. Snapping my bobbies

Jia Tolentino: Damn I am waiting for the bridge. Does she get lost out there when she’s all alone?

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Bobby Finger: I’m texting with my friends and one of them just said ā€œTHE LIFE OF JEPSENā€

Jia Tolentino: She has that Run Away With Me CLUB TRIPLET SHUFFLE OMGFGSEOGRIAERGAERFBD

Bobby Finger: FUCK!

Joanna Rothkopf: Ya Jia the triplet she’s the new Bieber

Ellie Shechet: Hmm. OK I hated it but I liked the chorus.

Kate Dries: I’m on my third listen. I’m ok with setting up our site so it autoplays this song all day.

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