Finding a dope wedding band seems like a massive headache, so Key and Peele went ahead and created a Phoenix-based wedding singer service called Absorption, aka “a supergroup of the best wedding band musicians of all time.”
“What we do is take popular songs and we tailor-make them to your wedding, so they can only performed for your wedding,” says Key.
In the sketch above—a collaboration with the comedy team JASH—the off-key duo gets hired to flip lyrics to songs like Rihanna’s “We Found Love” (“They found love in a homeless place”) and Daft Punk’s “Get Lucky” (“They’re up all night to get married”).
The deluxe package features a guest collaborator, which in this case is 2 Chainz at a rate of $75 per 30 minutes. Or, you could just hire John Legend.
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