Walgreens Thinks You Can't Have Sex On Your Period

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Pro tip for anyone playing the "instant win" contest on Walgreens' Facebook page: the pharmacy apparently thinks it's impossible to have sex on your period.

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In other news, the trivia master behind Walgreens' competition is a 15-year-old boy.

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Seriously though guys: you can't. During your period, your vagina bleeds because there is a very small, tampon-sized baby alligator up there, biting things. (Don't worry, ladies who haven't "matured" yet: there are no nerve endings inside your sniz, so it doesn't hurt, though you may get a bit crampy. That's the alligator moving around too much.) Anyway, if you have sex during your period, the baby alligator will bite your dude's dick off.

And THAT'S why you should just say no to period sex.