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Sure, there was skin. There were sequins. There were feathers. But from the VMAs, for gosh sakes — from Gaga, Katy and Ke$ha! — frankly we expected a little less cutesy, a little more rock 'n' roll.

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Observe, if you will, a parade of gowns that could have graced any red carpet without embarrassment! This is when Karina Smirnoff gets restrained?


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Ashley Greene is Sweet 16-ready.


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Rosario Dawson opted for leather, but in a classic shape.


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Ditto Emma Stone


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Miranda Cosgrove would be a dainty "good" in any context — and since she makes a point of keeping it role-model refined, it's hard to fault her.


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Naturi Naughton's palette is sophisticated indeed; it risks getting lost amidst the upcoming barrage of sparkles.


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Because, when in doubt, they went sparkle-motion. See Lenay Dunn's rosy take.


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Love that Amber Riley matched hers with assertive specs.


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Lo Bosworth, vaguely retro, definitely ill-judged.


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Stephanie Pratt, per usual, checked the "sexy" option on the menu card.


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And Audrina Partridge was ready for Ice Capades.


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If you're gonna do VMA sparkle, go all-out, like Lauren McKnight!


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Don't worry, there was still some outrageousness, albeit minimalist. Ke$ha brought the Mad Max.


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Eva Pigford was equal parts exposed and embellished.


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Katy Perry raided the ice-dancing costume shop, flashed a little boob, and called it a day.


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One of the few to really commit, Laurie Ann Gibson.


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With everyone else in sparkle and flash, Gaga went all regal, summoning a sinister Red Queen.


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Kinda digging that Coco Rocha just did what she does: gorgeous in a glam gown.


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And while Jane Lynch looks ready to take on an unruly class at Hogwarts, it's a look she can pull off.


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Meanwhile, does anyone else think Bieber looks ridiculous?

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