Vintage Kardashian Holiday Cards: Old Noses, Awkward Poses
LatestAfter releasing the 2010 Kardashian-Jenner Christmas photo, Kim Kardashian got nostalgic and posted some old holiday pictures of her family. Let’s visit with ghosts of Christmas past!
In the beginning, the kids were adorable. And it was good. Kim and Kourtney are only a year apart, and those gorgeous eyes clearly run in the family! UPDATE: Kardashian enthusiasts klaim this is a picture of Kylie and Kendall. Very konfusing! I’m no expert, just an admirer!
One year, the three little girls were mad for plaid. Little Khloe’s hair was so light back then.
When Robert Kardashian Sr. was in the picture, the Christmas portrait was tasteful — even if the fashions were painfully ’80s. Check out baby Rob’s gangster pinstripes and pinch-able cheeks!
This is one of the best of the bunch, because it just seems really sincere. Something about the way Khloe is holding her dad’s hand kind of tugs at your heartstrings. Robert and Kris Kardashian divorced in 1990, and he died in 2003. Unrelated: Kim’s look — from poufy hair to off-the-shoulder-dress — is reminiscent of how I dressed when I went to bar mitzvahs back in the day. And what I wore to my prom.
Kris Kardashian married Bruce Jenner in 1991 (and according to most reports, was seeing him before she divorced Robert). Bruce already had kids of his own: Burt, Casey, Brody and Brandon. Yes, a real live Brady Bunch. That lad in the fetching blue pants seems to be Brody Jenner; and the large green character in the back is famous TV star Raphael Jenner. That is a joke.