How can some of the world's chicest ladies - Scarlett, Freida, Eva, Kate, Anna - look so uniformly awful? I mean, I know it's Milan Fashion Week, but this isn't conceptual...it's nightmarish.
The Good:
Love Victoria Cabello's structured, chic coat.
No one does Lauren Hutton better than Lauren Hutton. Someone has to say it: "classic American."
Naomi Watts' jaunty menswear has enough twist to keep it fresh and a little odd.
Elsa Pataky does mini - and metallic - right!
The Bad:
I agree that Scarlett rocks retro shapes. But these lace inserts? Gag me with a spoon, plz.
Yes, Freida Pinto is the most gorgeous woman in the world. Which is why I wish she wasn't wearing this unworthy babydoll.
Um. Why is Kate Hudson dressed like Lady Marmalade?
Igor - sorry, Anna Wintour's - pixel frock is seriously unflattering. And not in a "fashion" way.
Eva Mendes: another gorgeous woman in a seriously unflattering frock.
Eva Herzigova apparently let a nursery school class decorate her dress.
The Ugly:
The joke will totally be on me if by this time next year Miuccia Prada has everyone dressed like gladiator maids.
DISCUSSION
I'm glad Victoria Cabello isn't ashamed to accessorize her 3rd leg. If you've got it- flaunt it, baby!