Unbelievably Grotesque Clothes At Milan's "Beauty In Vogue" Party

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How can some of the world's chicest ladies - Scarlett, Freida, Eva, Kate, Anna - look so uniformly awful? I mean, I know it's Milan Fashion Week, but this isn't conceptual...it's nightmarish.

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The Good:

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Love Victoria Cabello's structured, chic coat.


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No one does Lauren Hutton better than Lauren Hutton. Someone has to say it: "classic American."


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Naomi Watts' jaunty menswear has enough twist to keep it fresh and a little odd.


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Elsa Pataky does mini - and metallic - right!


The Bad:

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I agree that Scarlett rocks retro shapes. But these lace inserts? Gag me with a spoon, plz.


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Yes, Freida Pinto is the most gorgeous woman in the world. Which is why I wish she wasn't wearing this unworthy babydoll.


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Um. Why is Kate Hudson dressed like Lady Marmalade?


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Igor - sorry, Anna Wintour's - pixel frock is seriously unflattering. And not in a "fashion" way.


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Eva Mendes: another gorgeous woman in a seriously unflattering frock.


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Eva Herzigova apparently let a nursery school class decorate her dress.


The Ugly:

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The joke will totally be on me if by this time next year Miuccia Prada has everyone dressed like gladiator maids.

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DISCUSSION

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I'm glad Victoria Cabello isn't ashamed to accessorize her 3rd leg. If you've got it- flaunt it, baby!