Two Women Arrested For Allegedly Smuggling Crystal Meth In Bible

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The ladies were trying to give the meth-filled Holy Book to a man in prison. The dude's been jailed since October… for drug-related crimes. Maybe he was confused about the concept of "higher" power? [SF Gate]

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"...Jesus filled the pipe, gave it to his disciples and said 'Take this, all of you, and smoke it. This is my meth, which shall be given up for you...'"