'Tuition' Is Beyoncé's 'Partition' Except About Student Loans

Here's what Beyoncé's "Partition" would sound like if Beyoncé had student loans: "Sallie Mae pay off my tuition please…"

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And: "Pay all… my loans please… I just want to live that debt-free life." Yes. Sing it. This one goes out to everyone who's ever seen an astounding number written after "amount due" and had that sinking feeling in the gut every time the phone rang. The clip was created by Chanel Carroll, who describes herself thusly: "Actress. Pop Culture Enthusiast. Professional Award Show Commentator. Star on the Rise." This video just might help.

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Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark

everyone who's ever seen an astounding number written after "amount due"

OK, I'll just /thread this because it's the only way to deal with my ennui about it.

Combined, my wife and I have around $450k.

Talk about a Pyrrhic victory...