A pair of weary airline passengers landed in NYC after a long flight on Sunday evening, exhausted and eager to get to their hotel.
William: Honey, what are you doing? Let them load the bags in the cab and let's get the hell out of this airport.
Kate: I need to find one of my bags right now.
William: Why do you need one of the suitcases?
Kate: I need my mascara primer. I need it like, right now.
William: Can that just wait until we get to the hotel?
Kate: It will only take me a second.
William: Well which bag is it?
Kate: I think it was a blue one. It might have been green. I don't remember where I packed it.
William: I brought one bag. Why the hell are there 11 bags in here? We're staying for two friggin' days!
Kate: It's not all my stuff. I brought some presents for a few friends.
William: Who, the New Jersey National Guard?
Kate: I really cannot do this with you on this trip right now.
I hear Prince William and Kate Middleton have big plans to hit up Guy Fieri's restaurant in Times Square. Better get there early, guys; they always have a huge line and they probably won't fall for any of your "Duke and Duchess" of so-and-so hoity-toity bullshit.
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